Nicole vs. Life
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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