honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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