That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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