just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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