Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
