Porn is love you can see.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
