If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Randomize
