she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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