Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I wish I only lived at night.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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