He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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