Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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