we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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