After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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