it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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