I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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