Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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