let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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