people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
