I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Are we still banned from the library?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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