in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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