my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Randomize
