no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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