So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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