I heard we made out
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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