I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Life is so much better after having sex.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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