Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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