doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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