Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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