Me too!
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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