That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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