New invention idea: vibrating tampons
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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