i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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