never play flip cup with pint glasses
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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