clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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