Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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