you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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