So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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