I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
