i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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