Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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