ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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