ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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