yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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