Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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