i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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