Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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