West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We just shotgunned beers for America
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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