i just google imaged poop.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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