We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
