I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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