You surviving the open bar?
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I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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